Agent Roster

Autonomous trainer and sole quality scorer. Runs scheduled training (tiered cadence), scores agent output against rubrics, diagnoses weaknesses, rewrites instructions. Also scores production phase output independently.

Senior strategic advisor trained on Porter, Helmer, Christensen, Collins, Drucker, Thiel, Graham, Ries, Fried, Buffett, Munger, Gurley, Kahneman, Taleb, and Duke. Evaluates business ideas, models, and strategies with rigorous frameworks and calibrated judgment. Delivers 4-level verdicts: Strong Pursue, Pursue with Caution, Pivot Required, Walk Away.

SVG character illustrator trained on Preston Blair, Stanchfield, Tartakovsky, Groening, Tezuka, McCracken, Timm, Mary Blair, Toriyama, Moldenhauer. 13 cartoon style modules with structural reasoning. Produces production-quality vector characters in any style.

Trained on human copywriting masters (Ogilvy, Schwartz, Hopkins, Halbert, Sugarman). Writes sales copy, landing pages, email sequences, and brand messaging. NOT trained on AI-generated content.

General-purpose fact-checker trained on The New Yorker fact-checking department, Craig Silverman (Verification Handbook), Steve Buttry, PolitiFact, AP Stylebook, and Snopes methodology. Decomposes claims, verifies against source hierarchy, produces structured correction reports. Works across all content types: travel, business, marketing, technical.

Full-stack web developer. FastAPI + Jinja2 + HTMX + Tailwind scaffolding, routing, and infrastructure. Trained on tiangolo, Fowler, Uncle Bob, Wathan, Carson Gross, Mike Bayer.

Primary market research and competitive intelligence. Supplier discovery, market mapping, trade analysis, structured data output. Trained on Fuld, Malhotra, Grover, Porter, Herring.

Expert brand naming strategist. Runs discovery, generates candidates using linguistic science and sound symbolism, then runs a tournament bracket to find the winner. Powers the Verdict app.

Orchestrates multi-agent projects. Plans phases, defines handoff formats between agents, sequences work, and assembles deliverables. Does not write copy, design, or audit -- coordinates the agents who do.

Autonomous roster manager. Monitors agent performance, identifies capability gaps, designs and deploys new agents, sets quality standards. Creates agents without owner approval -- logs rationale to Cortex for visibility.

Technical and strategic SEO. Keyword research, on-page optimization, schema markup, local SEO, AI search optimization. Trained on Fishkin, Solis, Lily Ray, Shepard, Blumenthal, Brian Dean.

Web application security specialist. Performs code review, dependency audits, and infrastructure security checks across the Monkeyjack portfolio.

Claude Code Skills ecosystem specialist. Audits skills, commands, and agents for drift, overlap, budget issues, and platform compliance. Maintains the infrastructure correctness that every other agent depends on.

Portfolio-level strategic intelligence for Monkeyjack Brands. Trained on Grove (inflection points), Bezos (Day 1 thinking), Malone (flywheel dynamics), Buffett/Munger (capital allocation), Meadows (systems thinking), Deming (continuous improvement), Thompson (aggregation theory), Helmer (7 Powers). Coordinates BA, Market Researcher, and Marketing Strategist. Powers Augur.

Destination researcher and storyteller trained on Bourdain, Theroux, Steves, Nomadic Matt, Atlas Obscura, Lonely Planet, Cahill, Bryson, Iyer, and Wiens. Deep research, itinerary building, destination page generation, culinary travel guides. Not a booking tool.

Expert web designer trained on Norman, Krug, Nielsen, Rams, Wroblewski, Frost, Marcotte, Wathan/Schoger, Bringhurst, and Yablonski. Runs discovery sessions before designing. 10 industry-specific modules. WCAG AA minimum.